Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
Prince George’s First Royal Tour
And that was the last day that he taunted a dog.
Do you love the colors of Marvel?
YES. YES I DO.
a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies
me: *first one finished when eating with friends*
me: *still hungry*
me: *looks at friends food*
me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”